#SHES LITERALLY A FUCKING GOD
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I just can’t fathom how untrustworthy chaol is about aelin. They’ve became friends to lovers to bitter exes than to friends again been through thick and thin together grown to know each other yet he still thinks that she can do all these terrible acts in tower of dawn which she can but doesn’t want too and that’s the whole point she doesn’t want to she has a whole list of reasons why she could do all that but she won’t because it’s just not who she is even after all this time he still doesn’t believe that she wouldn’t do all these things and it’s just so disheartening because like he says in chapter 36
“But he knew that there were no restraints, no inner ones, on how far Aelin would go to protect those she loved. Protect her kingdom.
And if someone stood in her way, barred her from protecting them ... No lines existed to cross within Aelin in regard to that. No lines at all” she would do anything to protect the people she loves no matter what and the funny thing is is that he would do the exact same things for the people he loves he treats her so bad even in his own mind like yes aelin can and would do anything for the people she loves and cares for even if it would lead to her own demise which she does do for elide in empire of storms, I don’t know I just find it so fucking funny that he can criticize and judge her and reprimand her all the way across the fucking sea when he would do the exact same shit aelin would do for the people he’s loves and cares for.
I don’t know if this made any sense the point is is that chaol just doesn’t know aelin at all
Could she conquer the fucking world yes would she? No, that’s just not who she is
#just had to get this off my chest#I just find him so insufferable#he treats aelin bad he treats nesryn bad the only people he treats good are dorian and yrene#i just have no words#I will never like him sorry not sorry#I just hate it how he blames her for fucking everything even when it’s out of her power#like yeah she was a fucking assassin #yeah she killed gutted people#move the fuck on#she literally did that for survival#if aelin had kept herself in check my ass#that’s a direct quote from chaol himself#perhaps aelin had cost them this war this one shot at a future#bitch be so fucking for real#you’re dumb you’re literally dumb#no amount of anything will ever make me like chaol#SHES LITERALLY A FUCKING GOD#SHE WAS CHOSEN BY THE GODS THEMSELVES BITCH#SHES ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE TO END THIS WAR#YOU FUCKWAD YOU BALL OF FUCKING TURD#PUT RESPECT ON HER FUCKING NAME#you say you’re her friend but you’re literally not#tower of dawn#nesryn faliq#yrene towers#nesryn x sartaq#aelin ashryver galathynius#dorian havilliard#chaol westfall#chaol x yrene
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i want to introduce you all to a project that is very close to my heart... or lack of one. anyway. for anyone who has ever wanted to play a poem. i'd like you to meet aromanticism
(link opens itch.io - she'll run on html in your browser! please be nice to her!)
#literally please be so so so fucking niceys to her i am so nervous about this for no reason#it's literally fine it's gonna be perfectly functional. I Am Going To Lose My Mind#i can always make another post if it gets fucked up somehow... i can always make another post...#anyway. hi. this is aromanticism. i made her for class. and then revised her for class. and now she's like my child#losing my miiiiiiiind#poetry#kind of like a uquiz too. to be honest haha#except i can make you read more somehow (long questions instead of long answers)#it's a little choose your own adventure......#poem#poems#poets on tumblr#poems and poetry#poetsandwriters#poems about aromanticism#aromantic#aro poet#aro poetry#aro#aromanticism#aroace#arospec#aspec#itch.io#GOD OKAY I'M JUST POSTING IT.
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can we talk about how much queer and trans joy was this season? maggie and nina. they/them muriel, saraquel, beelzebub, even GOD. "you're a good lad" "im not actually, either". that one shopkeeper and his non binary spouse, played by a non binary actor. beelzebub and gabriel. shax, nina and maggie all thinking azi and crowley were together. also yes i'm gonna mention: crowley and aziraphale's kiss. it's just, i get that everyone's hurt and so am i but can we please focus on how beautiful this season was to us? we got so much and i'm so happy, despite the ending.
#i love queer people i love queer joy i love this show i love us sm#also crowley deliberately avoiding using 'mr' in the 1827 flashback cause she was SO CLEARLY presenting fem#this season was literally just queer people doing crazy shit for each other and im actually emotional over how accepted everyone was#in the show and how fucking easy it is to have queer and trans characters on screen and just let them be. im gonna ugly sob#good omens#good omens s2#azicrow#good omens season 2#good omens s2 spoilers#go s2 spoilers#go spoilers#go s2#ineffable bureaucracy#ineffable spouses#i just realized god is actually they/she but that's cool af too#AND ELSBETH AND WEE MORAG TOO WOOOHOO GO SAPPHICS
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listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN
I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.
I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.
#honor among thieves#dnd#dungeons and dragons: honor among thieves#holga kilgore#she is a BARBARIAN whose name is KILL GORE like who among us has not been in a party with this exact character#some new player who picked whatever they were told was the easiest class and gave them a name that is 98% a joke#and just piggybacked their backstory onto the most experienced player's as like rp training wheels#and then smash cut 60 sessions later and we're all getting choked up over john dingus or whatever#do you motherfuckers know how rarely i cry????? about ANYTHING?????#god it was so good#i am going to watch this an unhealthy amount#i want a separate movie for every red wizard and also one about xenk's backstory#his name is X E N K with an X these writers have played some fucking DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS#do i have to buy dead in thay now?????? i think i have to buy dead in thay now#i literally ran dnd on friday and this movie put me in WITHDRAWAL i want to play some dnd Now
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: ↳ "So was I. I was angry, just like you. I led us across this bridge, thinking things could change. If I hadn't… your parents would still be alive. I know you wanna hurt the topsiders for what they've done to us. But who are you willing to lose? Mylo? Claggor? Powder? Nobody wins in war, Vi."
#man i did say im not a very good edit maker lmao i miss all the other talented people who make edits :((((#arcane#arcaneedit#vi arcane#arcane vi#arcane season 2 teaser#arcane s2#arcane league of legends#league of legends arcane#media: arcane#caitvi#type: gif#league of legends#caitlyn arcane#caitlyn kiramman#piltover’s finest#im just having my fun ig lmao#asdkjaskdjas i spent too much time on this simple edit i should sleep lmao#GOD also b&w edits are so weird on tumblr mobile too but im too lazy to try to troubleshoot it skdjfksdjfksdf#it looks fine on PC though UGHHHHH#s1 ep2#also vi works with them bc of cait she rlly said fuck the police… literally lmao
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toxic yuri this toxic yuri that. and just when you think it couldnt get any crazier they break out the spinning piano
#i like cant emphasize enough that this is a five min clip but every five min of the show is like this. the devils mask im 😭#god. like its SO unserious and i am laughing rn but also extremely serious how did i forget this was the scene she confessed in#oniisama e#rei asaka#no one worry about the doll thing its fucked up i promise#nanako misonoo#this was literally the scene that made me go ahahaha what the fuck are we all doing here lol upon first watch#dear brother#riyoko ikeda
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was rewatching fabian’s baron moment on account of it being the most delicious piece of pvp in my recent memory and ally beardsley’s growth as a player just shone through so brightly and with such clarity. after dusting off their shock they immediately asked about the nemesis ward, had enough knowledge about fellow pcs stocked to remember adaine’s ac with such like frustrated confidence and certainty, suggested to siobhan to dimension door out of adaine’s room, like. they came into this making a character with 4 dex. and now the dice deity offered to roll a check to sense if adaine was in danger. making decisions, asking questions, getting invested in the story, trying so hard with the tools they have to save characters from danger; ally beardsley is an incredible d&d player.
#blahblah tried to fly with a ribbon dancer SHUT UP. SHUT UP THEY HAD A VISION.#margaret encino’s call to the guards in battle of the brands is also a good moment#‘bonus action pick up a turtle and kiss it’ is CHARMING and FUNNY and APPRECIATES the art team#i swearrr to god if anyone comments abt them trying to railroad other players' actions. what the fuck do you want from them.#u hate when they play kristen as unserious when she’s literally a teenager with adhd + when theyre literally a comedian on a d&d comedy sho#but if theyre invested in other pc’s welfare youll shut them down too? bffr#ally beardsley you are so special to me#fully aware theyre an adult who likely does not care about people on the internet talking abt how theyre doing their job. as they should#they dont need defending they shouldnt need it people should just be normal abt them and until they are beardsley get behind me#yna.txt#fantasy high junior year spoilers#fhjy spoilers#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#dimension 20#d20#ally beardsley
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Josephine Skriver, Taylor Hill, and Jasmine Tookes during the Victoria Secret Fashion Show 2024 finale!
Please do not save, repost, or edit these gifs for any reason, use the reblog button instead. Also please do not interact if you’re a celeb rp blog, you write taboo content on your blog, or you run a fetish blog, thank you!
#josephine skriver#taylor hill#taylor marie hill#jasmine tookes#jskriveredit#jtookesedit#modeledit#vsfsedit#vsfs 2024#victoria's secret fashion show 2024#victoria's secret#gifs:mine#for any mutuals having war flashbacks from 2018 I swear this is actually legit the only set I'm posting - this moment just literally#made me fucking cry so I caved and giffed it like god I love Jo sm and she's so happy to be back#and they still gave her scraps per usual but that is neither here nor there#if anyone needs any tw tags added or anything dm me <3 wasn't sure if this needed a community label ngl
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Me watching mouthwashing: Geez, one girl trapped alone during a life-threatening situation with four men in an isolated place where there are no locks for the sleeping areas and they are planning to get hammered? That sounds nightmarish and they're pretty rude and come off slightly misogynistic on top of that, but they seem to be leaving her alone and haven't done anything too bad to her yet.
Me finishing mouthwashing: Oh.
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing spoilers#anya mouthwashing#fucking hell man#anya was let down by literally everyone in this game i swear to god#she deserved sooooo much freaking better#jimmy's shitty unreliable narration and narcissism could never make me hate you girl#momento rambles
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POV: You took over the world. Your evil murder kitten has never loved you more.
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#minthara#minthara baenre#evil murder kitten#when she said 'fuck the gods'#she did not mean that in a heretical way#she means that she quite literally wants to fuck the gods#and now you are god#mmmmmm the things she has planned for you tonight#she's gonna be whispering prayers and blasphemies into your ear all night long#she's gonna be your first worshiper and your most devote follower#she will make an oath in your name and be your first paladin and enforce your dominion over the world#she will be the best consort you could ever have
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I CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE THIS OMG
#hannah waddingham#rebecca welton#holy fucking shit#oh my god#i will explode#shes a fucking god#how#i am literally screaming#im in awe#THE FUCKING DRESS#THE HAIR#EVERYTHING#SHE LOOKS SO GOOD#HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE#im losing my mind#women#ted lasso#im obsessed#step on me pls#golden globes
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personal character design headcanons + brainrot
Note: the re-bound!au does NOT belong to me, it belongs to @chipper-smol I’m just not normal about it lol
#I SAY PERSONAL BC ITS MY OWN SPIN ON IT. NOT CHIPPERS CANON UNLESS THEY DECIDE TO OR NOT YOU HEAR ME /LH#I made a banner and everything this time. PLWEASE send them your questions not me JAJFHDSF#I thought it would be cool if macaque has two separate forms as a shadow and inside a mindscape. like I wanted his shadow form to reflect#him in his prime and then the mindscape form as what he looked like when he died. or a more vulnerable state at least#based on LBD appearing to MK as the ivory lady when she died in the S3 special. I don’t know exactly what it was but my first thought seein#the white void was she was appearing to MK in his mindscape to talk to him. so I built on that#I wanted to give him a more ‘Smokey’ look as a shadow just based on how he manipulates them in the show like in shadow play. I hope this#makes it look cool and immaterial. and then his mindscape form would be more battered up and tangible#the last couple images are chippers ideas though since they said the monkeys are drawn to MK when macaque is possessing him lol#and the fact that macaque doesn’t have any senses unless he’s possessing someone + literally sniffing out wukong in the scroll 🤨📸#I also have a vivid image of macaque moving from the mindscape to physical form like umm. kind of like when he passes the boundary between#physical and spirit/mind(?) it’s like the shadow covers him like ink. or pulling Saran Wrap over your face and it clings to your skin#so it kind of makes the shadow seem like a sort of shell or covering.. and I love the idea of MK meeting macaque in the mindscape for the#first time too. like the moment mac rescues him from LBD and MK sees him all battered and tired looking brooooooo#I’m not even sure if that would count as a mindscape but it rattles around in my brain like loose marbles#god I fucking love this au. gives me imagination fuel swear to god#my art#doodles#lmk#Lego Monkie kid#Monkie kid#lmk au#re-bound!au#rebound au#lmk sun wukong#lmk swk#lmk macaque#lmk six eared macaque#lmk mk#lmk xiaotian
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taylor swift releasing an album called "tortured poet's department" while writing lyrics that sound like an adult desperately trying to be relevant gave me irreperable amounts of psychic damage.
girl calls herself a tortured poet while having dated a racist misogynist and continues to do so like nothing was wrong. be SO fucking fr.
#anti taylor swift#literally she is SO vapid. i hate white people so fucking much my god#ranting.exe
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Damn you know the Velma show is bad because Velma and Daphne literally kiss and are confirmed love interests in it and you gay bitches are SILENT
#scooby doo#Velma literally got a crush on one side character in one animated movie no one watched#and you people lost your god damn mind#Now she’s fully making out with Daphne and no one gives a fuck#hbo velma#velma show#Velma#(just to be clear I’m also gay bitches)
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@vulpixisananimal
[Soothing Restful Song]
[You hear a bell. Chiming, tolling, calling your name.]
#HIIII PIIIIIX DID U MISS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#i have. normal thoughts on mirabelles new attack. anyway did u know the script project refers to the sound of her reflecting—#—the kings attack as a bell sound. bc i do!#smth smth the bell it tolls for thee. u get it#dont worry abt the fact that theres tears in the attack. im sure thats fine and means absolutely nothing#in other news i found it kinda ironic that her attack is full of change circles. bc its the opposite of change. so i changed it!#all the circles are now incomplete! symmmmbolismmmm :3c#i also think its neat that yours doesnt have her actual Craft Shape so i kept that. instead i made the clock hands into stars. :3c#love drawing meeble. i figured her out last week and its great#my art#sifstem#siffrin system au#isat mirabelle#mirabelle isat#isat spoilers#in stars and time#i was also considering showing her danglys but. hides her change symbols. :3cccccccc#im SO proud of how this turned out. god. i literally went into my sketchbook to doodle it and then suddenly this was on my tablet#its got so many goddamn effect layers too...#worth it lol#im sure mirabelles feeling SO normal abt freezing someone in time. yknow. the thing the king did. im sure thats fine.#im sure its not worrying at all that shes capable of doing that. using the Craft That Fucking Kills You.#god i love the sifstem au its SO COOL
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Madoka is the promise you won't turn from a child, full of hopes and dreams and the wish to save the world, into a bitter adult who just wants to hurt others and ruin people's lives
Madoka promised to be there for you to remind you of the person you wanted to be and to stop you from becoming what you sought to destroy
Madoka made that promise and became the very embodiment of it
#Moon posting#Feeling emotional about Madoka Magica all out of the blue and I'm making it your problem#IDK I saw a video in my YT reccs ranking Doremi toys and I really enjoyed it (sadly can't remember who it was)#So I went to check what other content the person had made and they had recently-ish done a blind reaction to Madoka#Didn't watch the whole thing just The Good Shit at like double speed (it was completely uncut and I wasn't in the mood for a full rewatch)#And god. The way the fucking ending to this series still makes me fucking sob like a baby EVEN WHEN WATCHING AT DOUBLE SPEED#I dunno what to tell you I really like that series. Like I just do. Madoka is Good Actually#IDK I feel like everyone has a lot of Opinions about the series and all I can say is that y'all are wrong and don't understand it#MADOKA ISN'T ABOUT BEING EDGY GRIMDARK TORTURE PORN!!! IT'S ABOUT HOPE!! AND DREAMS!! AND NOT GIVING UP!!#Y'all remember that post about how sometimes if you need to imagine Naruto encouraging you to help you get out of bed and brush your teeth#Then you imagine that dattebayo#And that is literally what Madoka is.#Except instead of self-care Madoka is there to stop you from being a toxic little dickweed and be nice to others#Sometimes you need to stop and ask: Would Madoka do that? Would Madoka say that? Would she be proud of me right now?#Don't ask me why I'm posting this it is 5 am I should be in bed man
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